Oneirology

I had the strangest dream last night. It involved these two fine people:

Emma Watson

Lucas Till

I was at the local amusement park with Emma. Technically, I was supposed to be interviewing her for the school newspaper, but we were chatting along like buddies. She was the epitome of perfection -- impeccable fashion sense, artistic gift, charisma, athleticism -- and what you'd call "beauty & brains."

For some reason, I was running beside her through this very strange, colorful obstacle course. It was very early in the morning; our breath floated from our mouths in small whimsical puffs. Apparently, she was at the amusement park because she was playing the leading role in some play that would be performed there that afternoon. Her co-star was Lucas Till, whom she described to me as "not at all bad to look at, but you can't have a single intelligent conversation with him." Unlike the hundreds of fangirls waiting at the park gates, she was not at all smitten by him.

We sprinted around the obstacle course, and then headed over to one of the theaters that was playing a documentary on FGM, where we had a very deep discussion about the oppression of women in modern society.

This dream affirms two things:

1) I've watched the video for Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me" one too many times.
2) Emma Watson is the bomb.