August 26, 2007

Daniel Radcliffe = Christian Bale?

Meet this boy.

His parents died when he was young, and he has since dedicated himself to fighting evil.
He is rich, having inherited a fortune from his parents.
He is angsty, and prefers to take on everything himself if he can.
He has a teenage sidekick.
He is popular with the ladies, but has trouble maintaining relationships due to his responsibility to fight evil.
His greatest enemy is the one who killed his parents, and who even now dedicates himself to destroying our hero. He has a very loyal servant.
His public persona is often slandered by the press for supposedly irresponsible behavior.

Clearly, there is only one conclusion to be drawn here: Harry Potter is secretly Batman.

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Christian Bale > Daniel Radcliffe

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