June 18, 2009

Stupid Girls

All my good friends are off camping right now. I figured it would be the best time to embarass them by posting funny videos of them on Facebook, but I'm too nice for my own good.

So what have I been up to these days? I have never felt this relaxed in my life. For awhile, I was making movie posters with photos of my friends on Photoshop. I made six posters before I lost interest -- G is the only person I can show all of the posters without risking my life, and since she is off in the wilderness...

I've been writing EP, for the first time in six months. Chapter 16 is two-thirds done, but I'm not very happy with those two-thirds. I took a break yesterday from EP to finally start working on my lesson plan. For those of you who don't know yet, I am flying to the motherland on June 30 to teach English to children there for a month. So far, it has actually been sort of fun writing the lesson plan, to my great surprise. I aspire to be like my idol, the great French teacher Mme. M, and so I started looking up music videos that would be appropriate for 4th to 5th graders who have only learned English for 2-3 years.

Naturally, I got sidetracked and started watching Disney videos on Youtube. Below is a video that kicks ass:





Stupid Girls by P!nk
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they fuck up my hair!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more than 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY

(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you fuck me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!

Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!

Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
Porno Paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blond hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl

For some reason, I am very fond of fairytales, despite the fact that I hate weak damsels in distress. I decided to watch my favorite Disney movie last night: Beauty and the Beast. I'd have to say, my favorite Disney heroines are probably Belle, Megara, and Mulan. Girls like Snow White are just so... I don't know.

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