September 16, 2012

orbitals

one -- Zero and I exchanged a few words for the first time since our last unfortunate encounter. it's been a month, hasn't it? nothing extraordinary happened, which is just the way I like it.

two -- the easiest way to forget, i have discovered, is quite simple. i spent most of yesterday afternoon re-reading all 27 volumes of Basara, one of my high school favorites. Shuri, why must such a fine specimen of male be confined in paper and ink? all the men milling about h
ere with their cheap beer and khaki shorts pale in comparison to you, the Red King. men suck. i shall never get married -- i will instead adopt a red Shiba Inu puppy and name him Shuri.

I'm sooooo much better than those stinky male humans!

three -- O Badass One, forgive me but i can't stop listening to BYG's voice. he looks just as estrogen-pumped as the rest of them, but i confess that his husky voice eerily resembles yours. hurry up and produce a rap-singing rock-infused collaboration song in the vein of "Airplanes" (B.o.B./Haley Williams), "Love the Way You Lie" (Eminem/Rihanna), "Going Crazy" (Song Ji Eun/BYG) so i can put your rapping voice on replay without interruption.

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