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What I don't miss:

• Squat toilets
• How the people throw toilet paper in the trash can instead of flushing it down the toilet... which completely stinks up the restroom
• Finding lizards in the bathroom while I'm taking a shower
• The polluted, muggy air of the city
• Feeling like I pissed in my pants every time I walked outside in the humid air in jeans
• Having to worry if I'd get food poisoning from eating food from the night markets
• Getting lost trying to figure out how to transfer lines on the metro
• Spending at least thirty minutes trying to figure out how to meet a friend
• Having someone go up to you in the park and ask if you're from Thailand (because your skin is so tan compared to everyone else)
• Having a saleslady go up to you in the department store and ask you if you're looking for a skin whitening cream (because your skin is so tan, and pale is beauty)
• Having to wash clothes in the hotel room's sink because all the laundry machines are taken
• How some areas of the city smell horrendously of sewage
  

What I do miss:

• Being able to shop freely at the night markets because you have no sense of cheap/expensive when you have to keep converting the prices into American dollars in your head
• Teasing my students and training them to make fun of my teaching partner as well -- all in good humor, of course
• Making fun of teaching partner and laughing at his atrocious accent during class
  
• Hanging out with my Kinmen family -- who really did become like a family to me
  
• Staying up until 3 am talking to my "exes" (ex-roommates) -- taking silly pictures on the roof, discussing certain "fruits," coming up with silly English dubs for TV dramas that we didn't understand
  
• Really getting to know my paternal grandparents, whom I have not seen in four years and have rarely visited in my 18 years of existence
  
• Talking to my maternal grandmother, who I deeply admire -- even at her age, she is very headstrong, independent, and active. When I grow old, I would much rather be like her than sit around the couch all day watching daytime soaps.
• Letting my cousin take me around the city and showing me around
  
• The FOOD (everything is delicious until you realize you've gotten food poisoning)
• The PEOPLE -- groupmates, roommates, friends, family -- I miss them like hell.
  

On the other hand, I don't miss things like this...

Pear (1:10:01 AM): WOW
Pear (1:10:05 AM): u done yet?
Pear (1:10:08 AM): woman...U SLOW
Sophelia (1:10:18 AM): shut it
Pear (1:10:18 AM): MAKE ME A SANDWICH